Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."