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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.