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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients