Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do French tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients