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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons