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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients