Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.