What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

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Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.