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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...