How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!