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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...