How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus