How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

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