How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks