How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks