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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.