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Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.