What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.