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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks