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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks