What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.