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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What's reddit without the R&ampD?

Edit:

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.