A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it
Because they can spell it.
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
A tri-syrup-tops.
Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Leaving Mustang meets.
Shannon died in a car accident.