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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!