What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.