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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

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Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.