What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)