What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!