What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!