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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats!

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.