Late Night Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

Ponder Jokes More Ponder Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

Dedicate Jokes More Dedicate Jokes

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.