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What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Dedicate Jokes More Dedicate Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.