Late Night Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Ponder Jokes More Ponder Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Dedicate Jokes More Dedicate Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.