Late Night Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Dedicate Jokes More Dedicate Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.