Late Night Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Ponder Jokes More Ponder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog