What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.