What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.