What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???