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What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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How do hobbit flowers grow?

Through Frodo-synthesis.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW