What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss