What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.