What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.