What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."