What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.