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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.