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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."