What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.