What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."