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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.