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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.