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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.