What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I () can't () understand () your accent ().

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What up Holmes?

Watson

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.