What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What up Holmes?

Watson

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss