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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.