Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Bison
Because it was rated arrr!
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
PG-13
Water you doing here
Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
A buccaneer.
Under his buccan-hat.