Pier to Pier Networking
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
There's no jack
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
They use a conveyor belt.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
Piers Morgan.