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How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.