How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!