How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone