How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

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What are short men called?

Friends.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.