How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

Previous Random Joke Next

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Shell Phone Jokes More Shell Phone Jokes

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.