How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone