How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....