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How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....