How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

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You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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I'm just asking for a friend)

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.