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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.