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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say?

Ayy ayy cap'n

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!