Because he was always lost at C!
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
It was a shih-tzu
A buck an ear.
They just.
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
By watching the noose.
Something Italians learn in preschool.
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
