They're stuck at C for years
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
A PearlJam
His left hook.
In ARRgentina.
Another year older!birt
A snowfake.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Because they get lost at C!
At LMN-tary school!
Sunday school.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
The letter C.