Because he was always lost at C!
None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark
It lost its contacts.
It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
Very limited fonts.
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke
They just wing it.
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
C and Y