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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!