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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!