Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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Thanks mum

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Yarrrrrn.

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Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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At LMN-tary school!