Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool