Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.