What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!