What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.