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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon Go.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.