What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.