What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow receive an award?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy