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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy