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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive?

Hazardous doodie pay!

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!