What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy