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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon Go.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.