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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.