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What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!