What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.