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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.