What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.