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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog