What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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It keeps you regular.

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What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.