What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.