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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.