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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What do software pirates say?

RAR