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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What is a pirates favorite file type?

Rar