What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What do software pirates say?

RAR