What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What's an emo's favorite file type?

Rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR