What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars