What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What do software pirates say?

RAR

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars