Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Tight Seal Jokes More Tight Seal Jokes

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

Zip Lock Bag Jokes More Zip Lock Bag Jokes

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

Rar Jokes More Rar Jokes

What's an emo's favorite file type?

Rar

What is a pirates favorite file type?

Rar

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!