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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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Tight Seal Jokes More Tight Seal Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Rar Jokes More Rar Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What do software pirates say?

RAR

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

404 Jokes More 404 Jokes

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

What is Bielefeld's Zip Code?

404

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Zip Lock Bag Jokes More Zip Lock Bag Jokes

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.