Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What do software pirates say?

RAR

What's an emo's favorite file type?

Rar

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

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What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

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What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.