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Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

Rar Jokes More Rar Jokes

What's an emo's favorite file type?

Rar

What is a pirates favorite file type?

Rar

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Zip Lock Bag Jokes More Zip Lock Bag Jokes

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

404 Jokes More 404 Jokes

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

What is Bielefeld's Zip Code?

404

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Tight Seal Jokes More Tight Seal Jokes

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.