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Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Rar Jokes More Rar Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

Rar

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Tight Seal Jokes More Tight Seal Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!