Prostate Exam Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

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I think we're in sink.

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Trying to hold on to a thought.

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A signtist!

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A stereotype

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A herring aid!

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Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.