What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!