What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!