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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!