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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!