What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

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