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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"