What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours