What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.