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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.