What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot