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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.