What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!