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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.