Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.