Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.