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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough