Flour Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours