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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.