What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.