Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.