Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

South Jokes More South Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.