Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.