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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

35 Jokes More 35 Jokes

What's the most racist fraction?

3/5

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.