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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.