South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

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What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty