South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.