South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

The Tooth Fairy LaughFactory(http://www.laughfactory.com)

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

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How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown