South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

The Tooth Fairy LaughFactory(http://www.laughfactory.com)

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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Now, both have an oscar.

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Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

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Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()