South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.