South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

The Tooth Fairy LaughFactory(http://www.laughfactory.com)

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

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What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)