South Americans Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

They want to measure their intelligence.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Atrocity Jokes More Atrocity Jokes

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Boycott Jokes More Boycott Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is