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South Americans Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

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Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

What does Kim Jong-Un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

Boycott Jokes More Boycott Jokes

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Macaw Jokes More Macaw Jokes

What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A Macaw!

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.