South Americans Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Brazillian Jokes More Brazillian Jokes

What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Atrocity Jokes More Atrocity Jokes

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience