South Americans Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

Belize Jokes More Belize Jokes

Who's there! Belize! Belize who?

Belize yourself then!

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

Atrocity Jokes More Atrocity Jokes

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians