Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Two, two... One, two.
Two, but they have to be very small.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
It couldn't take the shear stress
Because she was drinking on the job.
