How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"