How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.