Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
None. They only screw playoff games
4 or 5.
Put it in a square cup
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
A little plaque.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Toothpaste.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.