How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.