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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Bass Player Jokes More Bass Player Jokes

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.