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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...