How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.