How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.