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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.