How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.