How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!