How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.