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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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What do you call a Canadian enchilada?

A centimeter-alada

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"