How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.