What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.