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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.