Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body
Ewes sincerely.
With an icy-stare!
Ell if I know
He knew they were going to ice him.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
Stuck.
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.