Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
A margarita hits the spot every time!
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Ewes sincerely.
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.
Urinate
Namaste here
They're both purple, except for the elephant.
A pachydermatologist.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.