What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!