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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.