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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).