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How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.