How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...