March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Previous Random Joke Next

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.