He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
To-mate-toes!
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
To make our bones stronger
I only loved you for your body!
