Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.