Fish are cool
About three inches
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
A master-baiter
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
