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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.