How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....