How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel