How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....