On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Taking shellfies with their shellphones.
On his shellphone
Your ex!
