How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel