On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Because he was always coming in a little behind.
Because they came from afar.
Pneumatic krill!
Because they're Master Baiters.
The mid-life crisis.
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.
On his shellphone
Your ex!
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel