How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!