Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
Because I've "reddit" before
A messed up system of karma
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
I don't know, ask Dave.
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
I reddit.
Reddit already. Downvote.
Deleted
A repost.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Post on Sundays.
Your spine.
When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?
Reddit Old
Thank you, Karma gain
Wohahaha! That was funny!
Circle jerky.
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
Because you already read-it.
I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(
Reddit
Because upvotes are to the left
All the conservatives are out working.
About a day.
About a day
Reddit.
Answer coming Fall 2017.
Because I already reddit
Removed
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
Repost)
Everywhere else.
Edward Snooden.
The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.
Dead people had lives.
He was gelded.
Because you already read it.
You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.
I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.
At Olive Garden the servers actually work.
Fish are cool
Repost
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
To the morgue.
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
The OC.
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.
Cat holics
They don't want to pay for mods.
A pao-erful change
Nothing, it's just a website.
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
Still waiting to hear back from an admin.
Hell bad people
On some of them you actually have a voat
Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Leddit go
Ripostes everywhere.
They're starting to get quite dark
All of its servers were busy
Well they deleted
I mean, it is only hanging by threads...
M'lybdenum.
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
REDDIT
9gag
A Dreddit!
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Because it blew up.
Arduous.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
Neckbeard
Both should have said no to the latest update.
The reposts on reddit.
Ahmad.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
You don't.
There are posts on the frontpage
Because 12 13 14!
They all went down on a President.
Ripostes
Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.
The know-kn0thing party.
Get in the Karma.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
Derpentine.
Creddit!!!!
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
Lack of originality
A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...
Wow, such empty
1969
Four years in an Ivy League school!
It had new windows Putin
You search for Fresh Prints.
Chinatown
Wonton
They're both extra virgin.
Olive oil.
Psi...
So they know where to stop shaving.
On the winternet.
Frostbite.
YouTuberculosis.
Elizabeth.
Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.
A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)