Reddit Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

What did one frog say to the other?

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why was the Facebook post redundant?

Because I already reddit

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

Removed

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

How do you make the Reddit front page?

Repost)

Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

Repost

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Whats a frogs favourite website??

What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit?

A Dreddit!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

What does Reddit need?

Ahmad.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What's white, blue, and red all over?

REDdit.

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

What does an r/frog say?

Reddit, reddit

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

What do Reddit and Duke University have in common?

They're both full of blue devs.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

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Like we're going outside...

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.