Reddit Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

Deleted

What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What did one frog say to the other?

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why was the Facebook post redundant?

Because I already reddit

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

Removed

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

How do you make the Reddit front page?

Repost)

Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

Repost

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What Does Reddit stand for?

Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Which is Reddit's favourite element?

M'lybdenum.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Whats a frogs favourite website??

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit?

A Dreddit!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What is the biggest joke?

Reddit.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

What does Reddit need?

Ahmad.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

What would the Reddit political party be called?

The know-kn0thing party.

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

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