Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...