Reddit User Jokes

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9gag Jokes More 9gag Jokes

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Reddit Admin Jokes More Reddit Admin Jokes

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Mod Jokes More Mod Jokes

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

What does a mod do in their spare time?

Deleted

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.