5+ Funny Reddit User Jokes

Mod Jokes More Mod Jokes

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

Removed

What does a mod do in their spare time?

Deleted

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's a Canadian's favourite weapon?

An Eh k-47

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

9gag Jokes More 9gag Jokes

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Reddit User Jokes

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