Reddit User Jokes

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Reddit Admin Jokes More Reddit Admin Jokes

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

User Jokes More User Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here: