Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
The cow jumped over the moon.
It didn't make cents
Let's go ride our bikes!
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Canadian club on the rocks.
Because why emcee, eh
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Because the 'P' is silent
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
By hare mail!