What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."